Chapter One
This is the revelation of Ronald Reagan, who made it known to his servant John McCain.
John McCain, to the red states of Real America:
To him who loves us and has set us free from taxes with his election, who has made of us a royal house to serve as the priests of his Holy Greed - to Him be glory and dominion forever! Amen, my friends.
Lo, He is coming with the clouds; everyone shall see Him, including those who voted for Mondale. And all the peoples of the world will Forget. So shall it be. Amen, my friends.